Friday, March 20, 2009
God is Great
I work in an open office environment with roughly 30 people of mixed nationalities and religion.
So, I'm at work and this ring tone of "You are blessed................; you are blessed.................; etc etc. Somebody shout hallelujaaah!" by pastor Chris Oyakhilome, I believe, on maximum volume, has been assaulting our senses rather regularly.
This has been going on for a few weeks now.
For some reason, the phone owner leaves the phone to ring for a while just to get the full impact of the blessing.
Wait a minute!
Its not just one of them.
There's two of 'em with this ring tone!
So, this morning, I'm at work again and have been blessed a few times already.
Next thing we hear is "Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahu akbar!"
For the next 10 minutes, work could not proceed further as we were reduced to laughing uncontrollably.
I'm afraid now of what we will hear next week.
In the famous words of LG "Norrin do dem"
So, I'm at work and this ring tone of "You are blessed................; you are blessed.................; etc etc. Somebody shout hallelujaaah!" by pastor Chris Oyakhilome, I believe, on maximum volume, has been assaulting our senses rather regularly.
This has been going on for a few weeks now.
For some reason, the phone owner leaves the phone to ring for a while just to get the full impact of the blessing.
Wait a minute!
Its not just one of them.
There's two of 'em with this ring tone!
So, this morning, I'm at work again and have been blessed a few times already.
Next thing we hear is "Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahu akbar!"
For the next 10 minutes, work could not proceed further as we were reduced to laughing uncontrollably.
I'm afraid now of what we will hear next week.
In the famous words of LG "Norrin do dem"
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Couldn't help laffing to that...reminds me of all this hoodlums abi na hoodies(God forgive me) that keep disturbing on the train with there "brap brap brap" "ratatatatata" songs...I mean I'm not saying they shouldn't listen to their songs but for crying out loud what happened to ear phones...
well I got tired one day and put my own phone on speaker jare...our very own "just like the sun lights up the earth you light up my life" was playing on my phone...2face that is...
it kinda cracked everybody up on the train...lol
thank God they didn't react by trying to stab me!
Couldn't help laffing to that...reminds me of all this hoodlums abi na hoodies(God forgive me) that keep disturbing on the train with there "brap brap brap" "ratatatatata" songs...I mean I'm not saying they shouldn't listen to their songs but for crying out loud what happened to ear phones...
well I got tired one day and put my own phone on speaker jare...our very own "just like the sun lights up the earth you light up my life" was playing on my phone...2face that is...
it kinda cracked everybody up on the train...lol
thank God they didn't react by trying to stab me!
lmao!!!!!!!!!! i need that alahuakbar ring tone.
LMAO!!! I don't blame d Allah huakbar person joo. I guess he was trying to make a point.
Ndo, maybe u shd think of something really really annoying to set as ur ringtone for next week.
Or better still, a law should be passed in the office on cellphones. All should be in silent mode!
Ndo, maybe u shd think of something really really annoying to set as ur ringtone for next week.
Or better still, a law should be passed in the office on cellphones. All should be in silent mode!
Abeg! no kill me with laughter o jare!
Loud & distracting ring tones has been an issue of concern, in one of the project floors of my office lately.
and Religious issues are very sensitive things, God will help una
Are you over blessed?...don't worry all other religions would start adding to your blessings till your cup fulls and is overflowing
Tell us true...what ring tone are you imagining you would hear next?
No be for my mouth they will hear say 'teacher mother die'
Loud & distracting ring tones has been an issue of concern, in one of the project floors of my office lately.
and Religious issues are very sensitive things, God will help una
Are you over blessed?...don't worry all other religions would start adding to your blessings till your cup fulls and is overflowing
Tell us true...what ring tone are you imagining you would hear next?
No be for my mouth they will hear say 'teacher mother die'
lol!
Do you work in my office???
Cos I keep hearing the same ringtone, & the owner leaves it to ring.
Congrats on your award.
Howz the new place?
Do you work in my office???
Cos I keep hearing the same ringtone, & the owner leaves it to ring.
Congrats on your award.
Howz the new place?
ha. very funny. seriously, norin do dem
LMAO!!
the next one is ifa's own abi?
"aboru boye o, aboye bo sise"
dont ask me how i know, i just watched enough naija movies! lol. or u can go the route afro suggested :)
the next one is ifa's own abi?
"aboru boye o, aboye bo sise"
dont ask me how i know, i just watched enough naija movies! lol. or u can go the route afro suggested :)
Hilarious!!!
Mayne next week, you'll get some sayings from Buddha and so on and so forth...
People, I swear.
Mayne next week, you'll get some sayings from Buddha and so on and so forth...
People, I swear.
buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
norrin do dem at all KAI!!! :-)
norrin do dem at all KAI!!! :-)
LOL....
That happens in my office as well.
That particular ringtone on a sony ericsson phone...
Nothing do them Jare.....
That happens in my office as well.
That particular ringtone on a sony ericsson phone...
Nothing do them Jare.....
that is so wrong it is hilarious...the ringtone players, the Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahu akbar sayer...norring do dem jare!!!
LMAO
LMAO
Honestly, the minute you enter the building, put the phone on silent and vibrate jo!
Very funny though, and I think the Allah akbar person was totally trying to prove a point. Someone tell me: what does the expression together mean? I know Allah is God but ...?
Hope you're having a great weekend! Congrats on your win :)
Very funny though, and I think the Allah akbar person was totally trying to prove a point. Someone tell me: what does the expression together mean? I know Allah is God but ...?
Hope you're having a great weekend! Congrats on your win :)
Hahaha!!!!!
Its not only you christian that can pray im sure he is telling you.
SO typical of muslims....,im sure the thing don vex am tire and in order to sanctify the air around him he put his own.
I think you should do what Ms Sula said....,or maybe go and get a hindu prayer on ur ring tone.
Its not only you christian that can pray im sure he is telling you.
SO typical of muslims....,im sure the thing don vex am tire and in order to sanctify the air around him he put his own.
I think you should do what Ms Sula said....,or maybe go and get a hindu prayer on ur ring tone.
LMAO!
oh crap..thats so funny! I hope y'all get the point....!
oh crap..thats so funny! I hope y'all get the point....!
LOL @ the ringtones...my flatmate's wondering if I've gone bonkers! Its so obviously a ruse to get the original dude to switch his ringtone... Good one!
lol @ "For some reason, the phone owner leaves the phone to ring for a while just to get the full impact of the blessing."
hahahahaha i really do wonder what will come up next week!
hahahahaha i really do wonder what will come up next week!
lmao. work! it's well. all 4 d comic relief
Ha ha ha ha ha
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Very funny!
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Very funny!
that is hilarious. lol. how you dey?
i am slowly rolling back into the updating mode,as i finally have heating back in my house and hot water i can stay in my own house and blog
LMAO....
you people hear AYAMATANGA next!
buh seriously you guys are in an office naaa....shouldnt the phones be on silent or sth...
you sef do your own o...try Crazy Frog ringtone or the battery low ringtone....
you people hear AYAMATANGA next!
buh seriously you guys are in an office naaa....shouldnt the phones be on silent or sth...
you sef do your own o...try Crazy Frog ringtone or the battery low ringtone....
Funny. Very funny.
You should get a ringtone of oh, ah, oh, ah heavy love-making.
Some people have no manners. In workplaces, meetings and public places people should put their phones on vibrate/silence or switched. If that was my company, they would all be sacked by now.
You should get a ringtone of oh, ah, oh, ah heavy love-making.
Some people have no manners. In workplaces, meetings and public places people should put their phones on vibrate/silence or switched. If that was my company, they would all be sacked by now.
lol!!!
Very funny....
A ringtone with someone shouting 'Sonpanna o!' would complete the circle! lol!
A ringtone with someone shouting 'Sonpanna o!' would complete the circle! lol!
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