Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Now that I'm done
with that rant, I can proceed.
My laptop is officially dead as reported earlier, that explains my stunted posts.
After doing a lot of cnet and pcmag research, I have finally ordered for a Lenovo Thinkpad T61.
If this one messes up, I'm done with laptops.
Kai!
I just discovered that Port Harcourt is not as dead as I thought.
After 2 Fridays on the road up on till 4am, I can say that the town has gotten it's groove back.
Not on the Lagos scale though.
Since the town is a small one, everyone generally goes to the same bars and clubs in one night. So you get to see the same faces regularly. I wonder how many of them are kidnappers/militants?
Phew!
There are more ladies than guys at all the joints!
I hear that since the 'white' dollar spending oil chaps have all disappeared from the town, they have to condensend to dealing with local Naira spending chaps like us. Poor things.
I have gotten pick ups from two sexy looking ladies and one rather shabby looking one.
After one of them grabbed me on the crotch and told me she wanted to f*** me, while practically rubbing her boobs in my face, I had to take off!
AFRAID catch me bad bad.
I saw J's face in my head and whatever thought I had perished.
Night crawling is not for me.
Sigh.
I wonder what I was doing there.
This Friday, I'm going for an all night prayer meeting.
Seriously.
My laptop is officially dead as reported earlier, that explains my stunted posts.
After doing a lot of cnet and pcmag research, I have finally ordered for a Lenovo Thinkpad T61.
If this one messes up, I'm done with laptops.
Kai!
I just discovered that Port Harcourt is not as dead as I thought.
After 2 Fridays on the road up on till 4am, I can say that the town has gotten it's groove back.
Not on the Lagos scale though.
Since the town is a small one, everyone generally goes to the same bars and clubs in one night. So you get to see the same faces regularly. I wonder how many of them are kidnappers/militants?
Phew!
There are more ladies than guys at all the joints!
I hear that since the 'white' dollar spending oil chaps have all disappeared from the town, they have to condensend to dealing with local Naira spending chaps like us. Poor things.
I have gotten pick ups from two sexy looking ladies and one rather shabby looking one.
After one of them grabbed me on the crotch and told me she wanted to f*** me, while practically rubbing her boobs in my face, I had to take off!
AFRAID catch me bad bad.
I saw J's face in my head and whatever thought I had perished.
Night crawling is not for me.
Sigh.
I wonder what I was doing there.
This Friday, I'm going for an all night prayer meeting.
Seriously.
42 comments:
lol @ AFRAID catch me bad bad....
hilarious! I think ur blog is interesting...
hilarious! I think ur blog is interesting...
next time stay home after 7pm...........
"I saw J's face in my head and whatever thought I had perished."
hian! make e just perish like that! Jero don't get me started!lol
hian! make e just perish like that! Jero don't get me started!lol
She just grabbed u like that...a naira spending chap...na wah o! If afraid catch u that badly u should go 2 the prayer meeting with your wife 2 b &give thanks that j's face did pop up @ u...& that it 4ever will. I hope the meeting is not being near The Usual PH clubs/bars sha!
Your thoughts better not have been impure now! You're off the market, Mr.!
lol! b4 u know it if u're not careful one of them will kidnap u. grabbing u all the way, menh! datz sum deep stuff.
am happy J has inspired u to go pray off all these hands gropping u. lol!
am happy J has inspired u to go pray off all these hands gropping u. lol!
lol lol...eh yah..u berra pray well well..Port Harcourt is fun tho.its been a while since ive been there..shell club was my home..everyday lol...
at least you won't have any excuse for not updating ;)
Hmmmm, na wa o, girls don dey harsh!!!!
LMAO At afraid catching you lol. Nigerian women are bold o. chei! I should put PH on the list of Nigerian States I want to visit.
I hear Lenovo's are quite good, so you should get some good loving from your laptop.
Hope you're good.
I hear Lenovo's are quite good, so you should get some good loving from your laptop.
Hope you're good.
What is making everyone laugh is also making me laugh...
Abeg go for prayer meeting o, enough boob scratching from that woman. You don't need all that...(remember your sweetheart jare...the one u can't wait to marry)
:)
Abeg go for prayer meeting o, enough boob scratching from that woman. You don't need all that...(remember your sweetheart jare...the one u can't wait to marry)
:)
Oh no! You should have ordered a tablet. A T61 is even more expensive than the X61 tablet pc.
Getting off my geek high horse.
Meennn that girl was bold oh...and desperate.
Should I sing for you?
*singing, wetin e dey fi-i-in,
palava, you dey fin palava...
Ok I'm done...:p
But meanwhile, what were you looking for in bars and clubs at night?
:) Enjoy the prayer meeting/night vigil. You made the right choice.
Getting off my geek high horse.
Meennn that girl was bold oh...and desperate.
Should I sing for you?
*singing, wetin e dey fi-i-in,
palava, you dey fin palava...
Ok I'm done...:p
But meanwhile, what were you looking for in bars and clubs at night?
:) Enjoy the prayer meeting/night vigil. You made the right choice.
Lmao…afraid catch you abi…small girl scared you…eya, so sorry for the girls…from grace to grass aint good..hope the dollar spenders go back doon…for their sake..
amen brother, prayer meeting it is for you, or else, or else....jays face might be a fading light in one of those moments...lol
dont think i'm ready to experience portacourt yet,afraid would kill me bad bad.
dont think i'm ready to experience portacourt yet,afraid would kill me bad bad.
"I saw J's face in my head and whatever thought I had perished."
*Kneels down to pray* May you continue to see J's face in your head and every where in Jesus Name! Amen.
O boy you no know say you no dey market again! Night life go "reduce" for you. And if you must, please take J along. If you can not take her there. . . then you have no biz visiting such joints. I know PH well well O! I no trust PH gals at all!
Meanwhile stay good!
*Kneels down to pray* May you continue to see J's face in your head and every where in Jesus Name! Amen.
O boy you no know say you no dey market again! Night life go "reduce" for you. And if you must, please take J along. If you can not take her there. . . then you have no biz visiting such joints. I know PH well well O! I no trust PH gals at all!
Meanwhile stay good!
wetin we nor go see for naija??. the Bible says flea from all temptation and u did just dat.but u still need to attend dat ur prayer meeting oo.
very funny. i need to hit that town again. i will avoid those ladies o. me i no like desperate women!
Lol! ure goin for a prayer meetin??
Which church??!! lolz
Mosquitoez will deal with u in dis port-harcourt.
Which church??!! lolz
Mosquitoez will deal with u in dis port-harcourt.
i think i shd try visiting ph. never been there
Yes oh! u didnt realise that J will hunt u , if u look at another gal, and that prayer meeting u must go. It s tomorrow so dont forget oh.
Lol
Lol
just be seeing J's face in ur head like that everytime and u will never go wrong...lol
i'll see u at that prayer meeting brother. *chuckles gleefully*
lmao @ Afraid catch me bad bad!
i'll see u at that prayer meeting brother. *chuckles gleefully*
lmao @ Afraid catch me bad bad!
my bro got a Lenovo from the US as well and he hasn't had issues since, dunno which model it is though.
but listen to Archiwiz, she knows what she's about.
but listen to Archiwiz, she knows what she's about.
Love good o. I've heard stories about PH. I can see they've lifted that curfew.
How u dey oga? Long time!
How u dey oga? Long time!
I've never been to PH.. I hear its fun tho
tellmetellmetellme!! where have you been hangin out? wher did you discover?? tell meeee! so wew can nightcrawl together..and i can act like bodyguard in situations involvin girls with er..enthusiastic cleavage..:P
lol. The nite life no be for everyone o. Learned that a while ago.
lol@ AFRAID catch you!! So you going to that prayer meeting tonite then??
LOL... You have the same name as my naughty little cousin who is always getting into trouble. He is 5 years old.
I am glad that you didn't partake of her pleasure.
Dang, the alacrity (phrase from a Nigerian comedy) grabbing your crotch. For real!!! Chei!
Biko, you need to go to all night prayer virgil and include fasting to your prayers.
I am glad that you didn't partake of her pleasure.
Dang, the alacrity (phrase from a Nigerian comedy) grabbing your crotch. For real!!! Chei!
Biko, you need to go to all night prayer virgil and include fasting to your prayers.
hehehehehehe...lol...
1st time here!
1st time here!
Heheheheh he
LOL...
YOu cracked me up big time tobe,lol...
Make sure you dont miss that prayer meeting o,if not enh...the babe wey go catch you for bootleggers this time wont stop at just grabbing ur crotch o,lol...
LOL...
YOu cracked me up big time tobe,lol...
Make sure you dont miss that prayer meeting o,if not enh...the babe wey go catch you for bootleggers this time wont stop at just grabbing ur crotch o,lol...
lol @ the prayer meeting.
Listen, if you have a friend or brother who is also afraid of night crawling, please notify me ASAP
Listen, if you have a friend or brother who is also afraid of night crawling, please notify me ASAP
awww.. stay in church oga.. God will c u thru :)
THE FEAR OF GOD DON CATCH YOU EH?
hahahaha. I liked this post. Sorry about your laptop. Hope you can find another way to blog. Oh, and thanks so much for saying that you liked Nigerian Curiosity. I like it too =)
Greet your wifey and enjoy that prayer meeting.
hahahaha. I liked this post. Sorry about your laptop. Hope you can find another way to blog. Oh, and thanks so much for saying that you liked Nigerian Curiosity. I like it too =)
Greet your wifey and enjoy that prayer meeting.
that chick was BOLD! Thank God u are done finally finally
lol...just seeing this now...
hope u went for the prayer meeting
hope u went for the prayer meeting
...lol @jinta's comment...of course he'd want to visit there...wow...naija girls have gotten bold o...maybe the sexual revolution isn't needed afterall...nice post though...i hope you get the laptop sharp sharp and without any further problems o...
waoh, that was sum bold chic, u'r a strong man 4 resistin such 'boobs in ur face' lol
oya update now!!!
Wey update now abi you wan make I vex?
How you and our choco pie?
How you and our choco pie?
E reach to fear if na the same PH I remember..lol..
Wow..reading that brought back memories tho..I spent a year in PH from '03..good times..
Ah well..
Shey you dey sha? Hows J doing?
You guys prepping alright?
Be easy
Mocha x
Wow..reading that brought back memories tho..I spent a year in PH from '03..good times..
Ah well..
Shey you dey sha? Hows J doing?
You guys prepping alright?
Be easy
Mocha x
the fear (respect) of J is the beginning of wisdom..lol
Lol!
You must go 4 that prayer meeting o.
How body?