Friday, February 29, 2008
It's a Man's World. Really?
That's what they say. Isn't it?
Wake up, men!
That's a lie started by womenfolk to make us believe we are on top.
And we stupidly buy the crap.
Male ego, male chauvinists, blah blah blah...
Crap.
Want to know the truth?
Women have been pretending to be the weaker sex for centuries.
Just take a look around you.
They are very comfortable working behind the scenes.
Whether it's a sister, mother, wife, girlfriend, whatever.
Every man is answerable or can be manipulated by one woman.
Better it's only one woman. God help you if it's more than one.
Am I upset?
Nah. I just realised this fact after a score and dozen years in this world.
Realised and accepted it, actually.
Now, I can go ahead and plan to marry.
When it comes to sex, men tend to feel like the 'big kahuna.'
Over drinks, we boast to our friends about our 'legendary' sexcapades,
'Mehn, I chop that babe, easy.' Sharp guy.
Ever stop to think that the babe 'chopped' you? Or that she used you?
No way! We can't even think about that.
Infact, I shudder at the thought.
I met a girl once in Lagos, got attracted to her, and we had a freaking fabulous one night stand. Same day. A testament to my 'womanising' skills. Or so I thought. The next day, over breakfast, she calmly told me that we would not see again. No problem.
Saw her a few days later at Silverbird Cinema, wanted to renew acquaintances, and she almost literally said 'Do I know you?'
Damn! I felt used.
Scratch that. I was used.
My testosterone level is soaring up.
I need to find a righteous way to burn it out, so I've registered for the Kuala Lumpur International Marathon taking place March end with some of my colleagues at work. I have to jog 6km 3 times a week now. Hope to increase to 12km soon.
Funny thing is, because I'm black, they expect me to win the freaking marathon.
I tell them to take a chill pill oh. I'm Naija. We don't do marathons, talk less of win.
I have my own personal reasons for doing this. Faithfulness.
Hey, it's working.
There is a reduction already!
Wake up, men!
That's a lie started by womenfolk to make us believe we are on top.
And we stupidly buy the crap.
Male ego, male chauvinists, blah blah blah...
Crap.
Want to know the truth?
Women have been pretending to be the weaker sex for centuries.
Just take a look around you.
They are very comfortable working behind the scenes.
Whether it's a sister, mother, wife, girlfriend, whatever.
Every man is answerable or can be manipulated by one woman.
Better it's only one woman. God help you if it's more than one.
Am I upset?
Nah. I just realised this fact after a score and dozen years in this world.
Realised and accepted it, actually.
Now, I can go ahead and plan to marry.
When it comes to sex, men tend to feel like the 'big kahuna.'
Over drinks, we boast to our friends about our 'legendary' sexcapades,
'Mehn, I chop that babe, easy.' Sharp guy.
Ever stop to think that the babe 'chopped' you? Or that she used you?
No way! We can't even think about that.
Infact, I shudder at the thought.
I met a girl once in Lagos, got attracted to her, and we had a freaking fabulous one night stand. Same day. A testament to my 'womanising' skills. Or so I thought. The next day, over breakfast, she calmly told me that we would not see again. No problem.
Saw her a few days later at Silverbird Cinema, wanted to renew acquaintances, and she almost literally said 'Do I know you?'
Damn! I felt used.
Scratch that. I was used.
My testosterone level is soaring up.
I need to find a righteous way to burn it out, so I've registered for the Kuala Lumpur International Marathon taking place March end with some of my colleagues at work. I have to jog 6km 3 times a week now. Hope to increase to 12km soon.
Funny thing is, because I'm black, they expect me to win the freaking marathon.
I tell them to take a chill pill oh. I'm Naija. We don't do marathons, talk less of win.
I have my own personal reasons for doing this. Faithfulness.
Hey, it's working.
There is a reduction already!
26 comments:
Hey Congrats o!! One man down, many more to go!! You've finally figured it out... and i must tell you with this knowledge, your marriage is bound to be successful..lol... Well, as per u be naija and eba and all the sorts are in u bets to try work extra hard sha for that race...but glad it's workng for u...i'm sure ur babe is real proud of u...
oh by the way, ur comment on my blog, u'll understand better if u had read my past posts, i work with kids and so i call them my kids...lol...
anyway, takecare
oh by the way, ur comment on my blog, u'll understand better if u had read my past posts, i work with kids and so i call them my kids...lol...
anyway, takecare
I agree we do use the men folk !!!! Nice blog ...now u have a stalker.
Well done Tobenna, keep it up!.... perhaps a few other men would join you.
You are a wise man! Only wise men understand this.
Why do you guys agree with me?
The women, I can understand, but c'mon, blackja...... you too?
The women, I can understand, but c'mon, blackja...... you too?
lol @ Tobenna but i agree tho...i am stalking u now
women have always known the fact. they never pretended. just making the man believe he is the man.
@ risque & bold.... I like stalkers. Just don't kill me :( Puhleeze.
@ uzezi: I agree. Whole heartedly
@ uzezi: I agree. Whole heartedly
interesting blog. Men are the weaker sex but most dont accept that!
teeheeheehee.... I hope you enjoyed the experience with the girl. It does NOT happen all the time.
:D
:D
Funny and not in the hilarious sort of way. But I have to agree with you that women have a way of making themselves look the weaker sex, which is really no longer necessary in the 21st century. But like i say to myself, i always look after No 1 and if that means playing by society's rules a few times, then so be it. And if it makes a man think he's on top when really i'm pushing all the buttons, then i'm no fool at all. Don't get me wrong, i'm not bitter in anyway and i've never been burnt by a man...happily settled in a relationship, but i digress. I just uphold my morals higher than anyone else's and play society at it's own game. I'd be foolish not to, i believe.
Good luck with the marathon and try to meet expectations o!...win it! lol. Ta.
Good luck with the marathon and try to meet expectations o!...win it! lol. Ta.
okay, I applaud you on your commitment to faithfulness. Your girlfriend/fiancee is a very lucky woman. And, you will win that marathon, haba, Nigerians are experts at winning. Well, marathons are dominated by our East African brethren, we Nigerians eat too much eba for marathons. Just kidding.
As per women, I was taught to understand that women 'run' things. Now that I'm older, i think those mamas in the village had no idea what the world would be as so many of us women have relinquished our power and men have wrestled that power away from us with brute force. hmmm. Anyway, this was a nice post as usual. Good luck with the marathon!
NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...
As per women, I was taught to understand that women 'run' things. Now that I'm older, i think those mamas in the village had no idea what the world would be as so many of us women have relinquished our power and men have wrestled that power away from us with brute force. hmmm. Anyway, this was a nice post as usual. Good luck with the marathon!
NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...
Weaker or not...every sex has its own capabilities! End of story!
@ the marathon, hire a kenyan that looks too much like u...a little while into the race, switch places with the dude and when he's miles ahead of everyone and almost at the finish line, switch with him again...then u win the race.
They wont mess with you again!
@ the marathon, hire a kenyan that looks too much like u...a little while into the race, switch places with the dude and when he's miles ahead of everyone and almost at the finish line, switch with him again...then u win the race.
They wont mess with you again!
lmao....u r too funny man...and yes we actually come home and smile at how easy it was...
Good boy(I mean man!) burn it the righteous way and there won't be need for any face redesigning!...lol
Nice post though...very brilliant!
Nice post though...very brilliant!
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And yeah, in the battle of the sexes women have definitely caught up with, if not actually overtaken, the men. Y'all deal with it :)