Wednesday, March 10, 2010
The GREAT RESET
A lot has happened
My J had a boy in January
He's exactly 8 weeks today
So, technically, I'm a father
But the problem is...
The boy does not like me
I pick him up and that's when he remembers to cry
And not just cry cry
I mean WAIL WAIL
With quivering lips for effect
I have a nickname for him
Drama King
DK for short
His mum he absolutely adores
The attention they give themselves does not bother me
Until one Saturday morning
He shares the bed with us and sleeps in the middle
I woke up early, gazing lo(v)(ng)ingly at her breasts while she slept
And DK was doing exactly the same thing
Except that he was drooling
God knows I can't compete with that
I have an agreement with J
Her breasts are on loan to him for 6 months
6 months only
After that it returns to the owner
Me
Now I honestly wish we had this agreement documented and signed.
I thought marriage was the GREAT RESET
Sigh
I thought wrong
It's a mini one
Fatherhood is the GREAT one
My J had a boy in January
He's exactly 8 weeks today
So, technically, I'm a father
But the problem is...
The boy does not like me
I pick him up and that's when he remembers to cry
And not just cry cry
I mean WAIL WAIL
With quivering lips for effect
I have a nickname for him
Drama King
DK for short
His mum he absolutely adores
The attention they give themselves does not bother me
Until one Saturday morning
He shares the bed with us and sleeps in the middle
I woke up early, gazing lo(v)(ng)ingly at her breasts while she slept
And DK was doing exactly the same thing
Except that he was drooling
God knows I can't compete with that
I have an agreement with J
Her breasts are on loan to him for 6 months
6 months only
After that it returns to the owner
Me
Now I honestly wish we had this agreement documented and signed.
I thought marriage was the GREAT RESET
Sigh
I thought wrong
It's a mini one
Fatherhood is the GREAT one
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YAY!!! I'm first!
Congratulations!!!
I'm happy for you and J, and DK; he's my almost birthday mate. May God give you many more years to enjoy together, and I pray for more aburos for him. AMEN! Lol. I mean, it's bound to happen with the way you're looking longingly at J's bosom. Lol.
Enjoy!
(P.S boys like their mothers until they realize that Daddy would be more inclined to the sports car/motor bike idea because Mummy is such a 'scaredy cat'. Just be patient. Lol)
I'm happy for you and J, and DK; he's my almost birthday mate. May God give you many more years to enjoy together, and I pray for more aburos for him. AMEN! Lol. I mean, it's bound to happen with the way you're looking longingly at J's bosom. Lol.
Enjoy!
(P.S boys like their mothers until they realize that Daddy would be more inclined to the sports car/motor bike idea because Mummy is such a 'scaredy cat'. Just be patient. Lol)
Congrats o!
let me tell u d reason y DK likes mummy more - she has the milk-producing chest! if u wan make him like u, go acquire dat skill. but, as u no fit, manage! hahahahaha @ looking @ mummy's breast droolingly. lol. say hi to J 4 moi
Awwww.
Congratulations!
*Laughing at you*
You can even win the battle with your 8 weeks old son.
May God continue to be with you and J
Congratulations!
*Laughing at you*
You can even win the battle with your 8 weeks old son.
May God continue to be with you and J
Compete ke? That was so funny!
Take good care of you guys and enjoy the rest of the week.
Take good care of you guys and enjoy the rest of the week.
Awwwww..... cuteness.
Lol @ your agreement with Jay. i once saw a 2yr old boy actively suckling, let's pray DK doesn't decide to d that to you.
Welcome to your GREAT reset. I'm sure you'll settle in and enjoy it.
Lol @ your agreement with Jay. i once saw a 2yr old boy actively suckling, let's pray DK doesn't decide to d that to you.
Welcome to your GREAT reset. I'm sure you'll settle in and enjoy it.
Hahaha!!..Tobe!!...common!, allow d pikin now...LOL.
Congratulations sha!
Congratulations sha!
congrats........
Well sorry, ur son has the upper hand, deal with it....lol
Well sorry, ur son has the upper hand, deal with it....lol
Yeeeeeee
Congrats! You have a baby!
On the issue of competition btw you and DK , we have to inaugurate a committe to work on a sharing contract,time, the legal content between J and DK.
Anyway sha, nothing do you, so happy for you.
May God keep DK and give you both ALL you need to take care of him
Congrats! You have a baby!
On the issue of competition btw you and DK , we have to inaugurate a committe to work on a sharing contract,time, the legal content between J and DK.
Anyway sha, nothing do you, so happy for you.
May God keep DK and give you both ALL you need to take care of him
lmao......i can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so let's throw it open who owns the breast...the child or the husband? lol!!!
and the baby was drooling...he saw sthg hawt!lol...
congrats on the new baby...hope he looks like you. and hope baby mama is fine as well.
so let's throw it open who owns the breast...the child or the husband? lol!!!
and the baby was drooling...he saw sthg hawt!lol...
congrats on the new baby...hope he looks like you. and hope baby mama is fine as well.
hmmnnn...
Congrats... U will survive
Congrats... U will survive
Aww... Congrats to you and J. And welcome to DK.
On the liking thing I don't know what to say except keep spending time with him, and maybe try to mimic what his mum does with him.
On the breasticis issue my mum will tell you that mistake number 1 was getting the baby to sleep with you guys. (She's a nurse) and I have heard her countless times advising new parents to let the baby sleep on his/her own if they want to ensure a quick return to intimacy. And BTW, like Mizchif, I've seen a 2 yr old and over still demanding his mumsy's breasts... So beware... :D
On the liking thing I don't know what to say except keep spending time with him, and maybe try to mimic what his mum does with him.
On the breasticis issue my mum will tell you that mistake number 1 was getting the baby to sleep with you guys. (She's a nurse) and I have heard her countless times advising new parents to let the baby sleep on his/her own if they want to ensure a quick return to intimacy. And BTW, like Mizchif, I've seen a 2 yr old and over still demanding his mumsy's breasts... So beware... :D
http://www.ffk-wilkinson.com/intl/
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuSBCIV1zuQ&feature=related
watch the trailer of fight for kisses (if you havent)...
LOL...Congrats man!
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuSBCIV1zuQ&feature=related
watch the trailer of fight for kisses (if you havent)...
LOL...Congrats man!
Haaaa! Tobenna congrats my broda. Don't worry, DK will soon settle as soon as he knows who butters his bread. As for J's breasts, I think she should decide for herself who owns it...lol.
Due to the benefits of breast milk (for babies o!) I think J may have to let DK lay claim over them for at least a year! hehehehehee
Congratulations again...I'm so thrilled for your cute little family!
Congratulations again...I'm so thrilled for your cute little family!
aw..congrats
lol.. food for thought for us blokes trudging along then.. :)
Congrats man!
Congrats man!
awwww
how lovely!
how lovely!
Congrats T! So long as no Oedipus complex develops and your wife's name is not Jacosta, DK will come round to daddy right around the time when he develops interest in football and the toolbox.
Little boys are mama's boys until around the ages of three and four years. You'll survive the usurpation of your wife so long as whatever you do you don't show your jealousy of DK.
Little boys are mama's boys until around the ages of three and four years. You'll survive the usurpation of your wife so long as whatever you do you don't show your jealousy of DK.
lol!
Whats with you men and the breast? 4 real, you should not be fighting for mama's breast with the lil one.
Cant believe DK sleeps in the middle of you two, my lil one will get squashed.
Whats with you men and the breast? 4 real, you should not be fighting for mama's breast with the lil one.
Cant believe DK sleeps in the middle of you two, my lil one will get squashed.
congrats!!!!!
Congrats!
Breasts on loan for 6 months? What do you mean? Abeg! Let the boy have 'his' breast for as long as he wants! LOL!
Once again, congrats!
Breasts on loan for 6 months? What do you mean? Abeg! Let the boy have 'his' breast for as long as he wants! LOL!
Once again, congrats!
T,U won't kill mi o. Am happy for u guys jo! Hope u've been baby-sitting and not just looking at the boobies.
Regards to J and ur little one. am sure u guys are thrilled
Regards to J and ur little one. am sure u guys are thrilled