Thursday, June 04, 2009
Job Vacancy
Spotted in a Nigerian newspaper - The Punch of 27th May.
Click to enlarge. I hope its readable. Read vacancy on the right.
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lolll@special requirement' odikwa risky o
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This looks like a vacancy for a wife!
This looks like a vacancy for a wife!
Whaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!
Single or divorced with marriage as a possiblity.
What has the world turned into?!!!
Single or divorced with marriage as a possiblity.
What has the world turned into?!!!
I see a business opportunity in this...someone open a dating agency in 9ja soon...lol
lol...OMD!!
Ahn, ahn!! the guy dey find wife....
why must he be ibo?
Ahn, ahn!! the guy dey find wife....
why must he be ibo?
lol!!!!!!!!!! ready for a meaningful relationship?????? in the job section? na wa o
That job vacancy is unbelievable. Igbo speaking, single or divorced. What gives?
You know the other thing that annoys me about Nija vacancies? The fact that they ask for gazillion years of experience for a meagre salary when most pple cant even find jobs in the first place.
Long time oga. How are you and ur wife?
You know the other thing that annoys me about Nija vacancies? The fact that they ask for gazillion years of experience for a meagre salary when most pple cant even find jobs in the first place.
Long time oga. How are you and ur wife?
This advert is a riot!!!
somethings never cease to amaze me
ROTFL!!! Ridiculous!
wtf is this an advert for an escort agency?
only in africa are you asked to send a photo plus your weight and hieght in an application form.
only in africa are you asked to send a photo plus your weight and hieght in an application form.
sounds like someone wants a wifey!
That's a joke I presume!
Not the weight/height/state of origin?
LMBAO!
Not the weight/height/state of origin?
LMBAO!
Very suspicious vacancy... Why must she have those requirements to only work with the man? Nonsense and ingredients. The thing wey im dey look for no dey market.
Hmmm, this is definitely very interesting!!! In the job vacancy section kwa??? Wonders no go cease.
They shd have just put up a direct message WIFE WANTED, APPLY WITHIN!
I wonder y each candidate needs a whole day for the interview tho...hmmmmm...like i said, very interesting.
They shd have just put up a direct message WIFE WANTED, APPLY WITHIN!
I wonder y each candidate needs a whole day for the interview tho...hmmmmm...like i said, very interesting.
Is this ur idea of a post? Abi you don't know blogville has missed you? Lol.
How now? How's work? How's J?
Have a wonderful weekend!
(Now that I've done tatafo, lemme go and read)
How now? How's work? How's J?
Have a wonderful weekend!
(Now that I've done tatafo, lemme go and read)
The 'General Information' part reads like the script from The Bachelor. LOL.
More interesting is the fact that some people would actually respond to this.
More interesting is the fact that some people would actually respond to this.
interesting + ridiculous vacancy
hi..think i'v been here once b4
hi..think i'v been here once b4
I don't believe this and they put it in the newspaper. That means there is no Employment legistlation in Nigeria?!
Singl / Divorced from one of the Igbo speaking areas.....pstteew
Singl / Divorced from one of the Igbo speaking areas.....pstteew
i actually saw dat advert!!!!!! na wa ya. abi, guardian no get standard 4 d kain advert they put up? like, anything goes?
This is really interesting.
Tobenna where do you ge these things from?
Tobenna where do you ge these things from?
wait is that vacancy for real?are you serious!!!!LMAO!!!omg
What???FFF actually saw that advert??that's ridiculous.don't they have proof readers anymore?
LOL
I saw this on NaughtyEyes' blog. Too funny!!!
I saw this on NaughtyEyes' blog. Too funny!!!
Is this advert for real?!
".....meaningful relationship that will lead to marriage..."
The advert should have read "WIFE WANTED URGENTLY!"
".....meaningful relationship that will lead to marriage..."
The advert should have read "WIFE WANTED URGENTLY!"
What an expensive advert for a wife!
hahahahaha!!!!!
God have mercy upon us all!
God have mercy upon us all!
LOL @ "retirement benefits"
E don reach like this?...
well at least the 'client' is being responsible and honest.
All the same...Na wah oooo
E don reach like this?...
well at least the 'client' is being responsible and honest.
All the same...Na wah oooo
this stuff has been making email rounds
...wow!!...so it has become the situation that people are using job vacancy ads to find wives?...na wa for that man o!...
hahahahah..the man is looking for a mistress or wife..why is he hiding it under asministrative executive lol!!
Nna na waoo.. then one needs no qualification.. but how comes he's ibo lol.. maybe he has realtives trying to spend his money :) too funny.
e don reach like this?
e don reach like this?
hi, it's my first time on here n I just happened to stumble on ur 3 proposal posts of last year n i tot awwwww...i also read d wedding jitters post n laffed @ u...anyway, a very belated congrats on ur wedding...
Back to the present; I've seen this job/marriage advert b4 n it's as hilarious as it is insulting...I think...
cheers
Back to the present; I've seen this job/marriage advert b4 n it's as hilarious as it is insulting...I think...
cheers